Omg, Kels! I laughed out loud several times while reading this. If I would have highlighted everything I identified with it would have been half the article! Obviously, I am (was?) an English major. Oh, the Norton anthology bit got me so good, you’re spot on! 😂 I’ve been thinking about writing something about English majors myself lately too; we are a weird bunch, aren’t we? But in the best way. The trick is making sure everyone else knows our worth! 😊 Thanks for writing this!